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成人笑话|Fortuneteller

来源:www.njabf.com 2025-09-12

A man was wandering around a fairground(露天市场) and he happened to see a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.

Ah..... said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. I see you are the father of two children.

Some fortuneteller, scoffed1(嘲笑,愚弄) the man, I'm the father of THREE children.

The woman grinned and said, That's what YOU think!


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